is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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