Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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