they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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