Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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