I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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