I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
should my penis look like a turkey
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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