it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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