Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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