found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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