Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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