white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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