She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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