Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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