so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Watching her eat just hurts me
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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