If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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