"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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