We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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