I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
