I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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