It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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