So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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