His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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