I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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