Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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