it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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