is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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