butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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