So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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