Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
that is very illegal...i love you.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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