im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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