found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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