Dual....:-)
Please, let me fuck your mom
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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