Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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