you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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