He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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