your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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