I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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