i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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