One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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