Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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