He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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