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Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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