I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i think my cat just said my name.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
