I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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