Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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