Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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