It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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