I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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