I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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