I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you didnt know i had herpes?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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