Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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