Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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